Before the revolutionary windows we could write code to say "Hello world" i 1 line and with a use of memory about 100 bytes!
With win3 - 3.11 we could write code to say "Hello world" in 25 lines and the use of memory escalated to 45-65 kB om memory (depending on which objects you would use).
Win95 system let you do the same in 25 - 45 lines using a waste amount of strange objects using only the quadruple amount of memory.
And the system crases at random because you donīt know the "sauce" that Micro$oft uses they donīt want other firms to be able to get it right on the first try!
Never buy a first version of a Micro$oft program - they use the buyers as Beta-testers, wait til at least version 1.1!
Microsoft's ad slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?"
Here are alternative slogans for the bloated OS:
Windows: The colorful clown suit for DOS.
Double your drive space: Delete Windows!
Windows and DOS: A turtle and its shell.
Microsoft gives you Windows - Linux give you the whole house.
A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.
Bang on the left side of your computer to restart Windows.
Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance.
I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better.
I'll never forget the first time I ran Windows, but I'm trying.
My latest screen-saver: Curtains for Windows.
Linux ... Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.
Out of disk space. Delete Windows? [Y]es [H]ell Yes!
Windows 3.1: The best $89 solitaire game you can buy.
Windows 2000 pro: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.